Warning Label

I think children should wear a warning label:

-Caution! If you are at risk of heart disease, suffer from anxiety or are contemplating suicide, I could push you over the edge!

And there are certain activities that have a higher risk level than others. Like the first day back after Christmas break. And can you blame them? We have showered them with gifts, fed them delicious food, let them stay up late at night followed by a long slumber in the morning.

And now..we want them to get up at what time??? And move how fast??? And go to school where the aforementioned vacation is a figment of the imagination???

Just be ready! Read the warning label! Those unprepared could meet their demise.